Only in Southlake, Texas. There might be a thousand ways to punish a child for breaking curfew but rape seems a bit extreme and that's exactly what's gonna happen. Creeper #1 is looking through the paper and sees an ad for a free 16 year old up for grabs and needs punishment. Ummmm, can you say yahtzee? I mean the whole situation seems fishy and if you're gonna tell me papa bear isn't involved in some prostitution ring, I'm not buying it. Take away her phone, ban her from the computer, even throw her through a wall but don't let Tyreke use her to babysit his dick.
Dad Makes Worst Career Move Ever For His Daughter
SOUTHLAKE, Texas -- A Texas
teenager who broke curfew is headed for a reluctant adventure in baby-sitting. Robert Rausch placed an advertisement offering his daughter's free baby-sitting services in the community newspaper in Southlake, a wealthy suburb of Dallas-Fort Worth that is home to business leaders and professional athletes. The advertisement names Rausch's 16-year-old-daughter and says, "Want a FREE BABYSITTER for a night out?" It explains that she is in trouble for missing her curfew and offers 30 hours of free baby-sitting. Rausch says he wanted to discipline his daughter and help others at the same time. And it appears his daughter has already learned a lesson. She says she won't violate curfew again or throw any more late-night parties.
Only in Southlake, Texas. There might be a thousand ways to punish a child for breaking curfew but rape seems a bit extreme and that's exactly what's gonna happen. Creeper #1 is looking through the paper and sees an ad for a free 16 year old up for grabs and needs punishment. Ummmm, can you say yahtzee? I mean the whole situation seems fishy and if you're gonna tell me papa bear isn't involved in some prostitution ring, I'm not buying it. Take away her phone, ban her from the computer, even throw her through a wall but don't let Tyreke use her to babysit his dick.
Only in Southlake, Texas. There might be a thousand ways to punish a child for breaking curfew but rape seems a bit extreme and that's exactly what's gonna happen. Creeper #1 is looking through the paper and sees an ad for a free 16 year old up for grabs and needs punishment. Ummmm, can you say yahtzee? I mean the whole situation seems fishy and if you're gonna tell me papa bear isn't involved in some prostitution ring, I'm not buying it. Take away her phone, ban her from the computer, even throw her through a wall but don't let Tyreke use her to babysit his dick.
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