Nice wrist tape bro. Strain it when you were fingering yourself? Maybe you like it when your coach tweeks your nipples too. Purr you pussy.
Hi, My Name Is Kirk Hinrich and I Have a Vagina.
Nice wrist tape bro. Strain it when you were fingering yourself? Maybe you like it when your coach tweeks your nipples too. Purr you pussy.
Joltin' Joe Has Left And Gone Away?
CORNWALL, Conn. -- Connecticut state police have arrested two suspects in a Cornwall bank robbery after the alleged robber from New York state broke his leg and lost the cash while fleeing.Jason Durant, 32, of Millerton N.Y., and Crystal Eyler, 27, of Sharon are charged with Tuesday's holdup. Durant is charged with the actual robbery while Eyler, his girlfriend, is accused of conspiracy. Both were arrested Wednesday after Durant went to New Milford Hospital. State police said after robbing the National Iron Bank at gunpoint, Durant tumbled down a steep embankment behind the bank and broke his leg in several places. Troopers said as he fell, Durant dropped his gun and money fell out of his pockets, leaving him with only $2 from the heist.I think Jason Durant had a vision of how his robbery was going to go and this would have fallen under his worse case scenario column. I don't know if it's worse to break your leg in mid robbery or to be found with only $2 in your pocket. You can't even get 2 McDoubles with that(unless he had 12 cents on him. Yes, I'm a dollar menunaire). Like that shit is just insulting and to make matters worse, his girlfriend was with him. You picked a real winner hunny. I just hope this wasn't a first date. I'm not a betting man but if I was, I'd say there wouldn't be a 2nd date. I don't know, just got a gut feeling about that one.
I Guess I Missed You?
More details from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts' book "A-Rod" were released Wednesday by the New York Daily News. The book alleges Rodriguez did not stop using steroids when he came to the Yankees and he might have been using as far back as high school, the Daily News reports. Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez "B---h T--s" in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason which included round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids. • A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up. • A-Rod's off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia; his relationship with Madonna and his other affairs are detailed. • A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.Bahahahaaa. Not only was A-roid hated at Hooters but his teammates called him Bitch Tits? I've only called one kid bitch tits consistently and that was only because we absolutely hated him. What up Chris Sherman? He's actually saved in my phone under bitch tits. But I mean A-roid actually had a pair of bitch tits. and how about the "pitch tip"? Way to keep the integrity of the game there, Alex. Just because you go sticking needles in your ass, cheating your way through life in baseball and your marriage, doesn't mean you gotta bring down other players with you. I'm not upset if A-roid didn't tip well at Hooters. Those waitresses aren't capable of judgement and even if they were, who cares? They're whores.
Side Boob Of The Day
Thanks for the swine flu bitch. And the cocaine. Honestly, can we just blow Mexico off the map? What positive influence do they have on the world?
Please Stop.
3 words. Cut.The.Shit. I can't taking anymore overtime games. My weakened heart cannot possibly go through another night like the past 5 games. Chicago is good but they're not that good. Like they're not take me overtime, break my heart, and beat the defending champs type of good. 's Honestly, if the C's lost last night just minutes after the Rangers blew it in the 3rd period and Javy Lopez dropping the ball on first base, I might not be alive today. By the way, fuck Javier Lopez. Why does this dude keep getting opportunities? I understand you wanna get your pitchers some early innings but come the fuck on man. He sucks. He's garbage. He hasn't done a positive thing all year and I hope he never does. Because he sucks and I hate him. and it wouldn't shock me if he smelled like pickles. You know who else can eat a dick? Brad Miller. Oh, you got hit with a hard foul in the playoffs? BOO FUCKING HOO. You just got Rondo'd motherfucker. Rondo is a third of your size and you're asking for a flagrant foul. Really? Because I think a real man would walk his ass down the court and get him some revenge. Not cry, not hold your cheek 'cause your tooth hurts and you need mommy to patch you up. No, you get your ass on defense and you start banging bodies in the paint. I guess it wouldn't matter though because Perk would just dominate you again like the previous 53 minutes of basketball. Let's fucking go Boston. Put these bitches to bed and let Brad Miller visit his dentist. Puh-puh-leaseeeeeee win tomorrow night. Maybe even bring KG back and I'll legit be wet in my pants. And we're not talking urine hunny. Wait what? Yeah, another 28 point, 8 assist, 7 board performance from Rondo and this place is gonna be goddamn pool.
It's Over.
WASHINGTON - After benching Sean Avery in Game 5 for costly penalties in Game 4, Rangers coach John Tortorella had nothing but praise for No. 16 last night. Avery played 20:59, registered an assist, had four hits and five shot attempts. "I thought Sean played so well," Tortorella said. "Where Sean played is where he has to play - he has to be on edge, he has to be right there on the edge, but also stay within himself. It's a tough thing to do for a player and especially the world he lives in and I think he's going to be in that world for quite awhile in the National Hockey League. There are some things that go on around him during a game that doesn't go on around a lot of other players. Sean and I have talked; that's the world he's in and he's going to have to accept it and tonight he was one of our best as far as keeping the puck."Hockey season is over as far as I'm concerned. Rangers blew the 3-1 series lead last night in game 7 and Sean Avery was no where close to the blame. I mean the man can't do everything. You gotta decide whether you want dessert or disaster with that guy. He gets praised for playing on the edge but then gets his ass kicked once he crosses that line. Hockey is just boring without him on the ice. I refuse to watch a punk like ovechkin and a pussy like crosby go at it. I'm officially nominating Sean Avery for the medal of merit award.
Funny Story. This Kid Was On Room Raiders.
Hey I thought they only let D-bags make a fool of themselves on that show. Oh, that's right. I guess they proved my theory to be true. In all honesty, I just have one thing to say. Really? Like really bro? You thought it would be a good idea to go on MTV in your spare time and let the entire country know you watch ebony porn. Really? That wasn't even a joke. I wish I could make that shit up. Keep working on those abs, you look terrific. At least you didn't make a complete fool of yourself. Oh, you walked off the show with another chicks bra on your head? That's...uhh...cool...
Sox Won 11 In a Row And That Doesn't Even Satisfy Me.
Big night. Big motherfucking night. Our drug dealers south of the boarder would even say tonight is grande, if you will. We got game 7 of the NHL playoffs bitches. It's Sean Avery vs. everyone from Washington. No doubt my guy needs to get his hitting game going. Finish those checks, get the puck in the slot and fire away. Make sure his direction finder is not off. That's the only hockey lingo I got. It's cup or bust as far as I'm concerned. Celts on tonight. game 5. Stop fucking around out there boys. If they make Ben Gordon look like a fucking all star one more time I'm gonna hop off the couch and teach those motherfuckers how to play defense. Usually when you're up by 3, it's probably best to cover their best outside shooter. I don't know, that just seems most logical in that situation. I really don't give a shit about this team winning a championship last year. You used to be able to go to Africa and buy someone to mow your lawn but you don't see kunta kintai manning a weed whacker. That was then, this is now. That game 4 loss was despicable. I'd have my guys running sprints that next day, doing defensive slides for 90 minutes. Kevin Garnett is not walking through that door and neither is another ring obviously. Fuck it. This team just upsets me right now. Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.
Weekly One Tree Hill Post.
I wish I knew how to quit you, Lucas Scott. The show is boring. It's what one would call a bor-a-thon. It had less suspense than the Hills last night when Brody and that slut hooked up but they didn't show it and they tried to make a dramatic but Brody just ruined it like a G and spilled the beans as he fell on the hammock. Classic. I didn't really have any issues on last nights episode. That's not true. Apparently a 25 year old guy taking a 5 year old boy to a school dance isn't sketchy? I mean I know if I was a teacher, I think I'd sit a guy named "skills" down and ask about his intentions with one of my students. And when do 5 year olds go to school dances? The little guy even asked a chick to go with him who had like 3 front teeth missing. Yeah. Jackpot if you catch my drift. You usually have to pay for shit like that in Tiajuana. Nick Lachey obviously is in need of money. And I gotta say he's kind of a scum bag. Him and that haley broad were giving each other googly eyes the entire time. Lost a lot of respect for him out there. I used to give him the benefit of the doubt but no more. Next time he wants to kick his ball to improve his lie, I'm putting a stroke down on his card. Then I'll pull it. Ya follow? What else. I guess Peyton is still pregnant and apparently she might die. I don't want to say it for baby ears over here but it rhymes with shmooshmortion and it seems to be the only logical solution. Or throw yourself down some stairs. I got nothing else. I was just dissappointed with how Lachey carried himself in his tight beef cake shirt. So what? So lets dance!
Side Boob Of The Day
We're at the point where I don't even know who these chicks are anymore. I just see side boob and make these bitches famous.Yup it's gonna be that type of day.
Lets Get Married
HARTFORD, Conn. -- A lawsuit has been filed by the state against Classic Images, a bridal shop that closed abruptly and left several orders unfilled, Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said Monday. The lawsuit was filed by Blumenthal and Department of Consumer Protection Commissioner Jerry Farrell Jr. against that Danielson bridal shop after 18 women reported that their orders with the business were unfilled after the shop closed. Classic Images sold bridal dresses, bridal party dresses, groom attire and accessories, and cleaned and stored wedding dresses for more than a decade before closing late last year, Blumenthal said. He said the "runaway bridal shop" failed to fulfill orders starting more than a year before closing.I may be young and naive but if there is one thing I know about it is in the realm of dresses and weddings. What, that's gay? Regardless, how are you not gonna fulfill your responsibility to a woman on the happiest day of her/his(gays) life? I just want to know what the protocol is for situations like these. I'll be damned if my lucky lady is slumming it in some store called funky fresh threads because some fat bitch couldn't keep her promise. This aint the Steve Miller Band hunny. You can't just take the money and run. If I was one of these 18 brides I would track down this seamstress and tell her to get her ass in that shop and make my fucking gown or the story ends with her going through a wall.
My Best Friends Wedding having the most underrated soundtrack of all time? I think so.
Ben Gordon Would Like You To Know That Aint No Sock In His Crotch
skip to the 1:10 mark to see Ben Gordon tell us he's the full package. Real class act that guy is. Where did he go to school? Oh, yeah. He's a product of the Connecticut state school system.
The Dream Continues...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Jacksonville Jaguars agreed to terms with 18 undrafted free agents Sunday night, including former Connecticut quarterback Tyler Lorenzen. Lorenzen will join the Jaguars as a tight end in next weekend's three-day minicamp.Yeah, that picture is from his very own facebook. We're mutual friends. What of it? I may have had beers and hotdogs with him all day at a concert. discussed the state of syracuse football and when the issue of Mike Williams being suspended came up, Mr. Lorenzen replied with, "good, that kid was a dick." but that's a different story for a different time. Lorenzen is now a tight end? You don't gotta tell me twice if you know what I'm sayin'. Any man who can consistently run it back in horse shoes can certainly make it in the league.
Do You Like Apples??
Well Jacoby Ellsbury just stole home. How do you like them apples? bahahaaaa suck one yankee fans. Mainly Sellberg.
Restauran Yang Ada Kereta Api Di Dalamnya
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Wait. Money Can't Buy Happiness?
$201 Million bones later and you're about to get swept tonight. Get the brooms out bitches. At least Burnett didn't blow his load early when the lights come on like the rest of those Yankees (See: A-roid, CC, soon to be teixeira). Oh. Rightttt. 8 Earned runs in 5 innings? bahahahahahahaaa
Falcon Freaks.
NEW HAVEN, Conn. -- Residents said they're not happy that Albertus Magnus College in New Haven cut down dozens of trees on Earth 
I think it's safe to say I know a thing or two about Albertus and those trees needed to fucking go. Trust me. There was a solid row of 30 pine trees and I would look out my window everyday and see nothing but green. How was I supposed to scope all the fat/black girls walking to class? Do you think this story would even be in the news if it wasn't earth day? What is earth day anyway? Those trees were dead. I have a scar on my left arm from drunkenly walking into several dead branches. I want to know what great expansion plans they have to. Last I checked there were only 6 buildings on campus and 3 of them were dorms. But I mean it's a decent establishment.
You Local Retard, I'm The King Of The World So The King Of Your City By Default
NEW YORK -- Rangers coach John Tortorella has been suspended by the NHL for one game because he squirted a fan with water and threw a water bottle into the stands, striking a spectator in Washington. At 6:33 of the third period, Tortorella got into a verbal confrontation with a fan behind the bench. A video replay showed the coach heaving a green water bottle into the crowd. Tortorella then grabbed forward Aaron Voros' stick and held it high, waving it in the fan's direction.What a fucking hypocrite. Isn't this the same guy who benched Avery for squirting his bottle at a reporter and taking silly penalties? You're fucking right. Now the dbag just got suspended for being a complete asshole. You might say Sean Avery and his antics don't belong in the league but neither does some old bastard in a suit threatening to fight me through some plexiglass. I just can't wrap my head around this one. Bench Sean Avery and you lost 4-0. Now you bench yourself and the only one who loses is the NHL front office. My only solution is to bring back my man Shanahan. Shanny was the only guy who could keep Avery in line and that's a known fact. You only gotta play 2 periods of NHL 2009 to notice that. He's like the nesty to my rza. Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind.
Seru-seruan Bersama Mc. Donald
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