The Kardashians Are The Coolest



It's fair to say the Kardashian's are a bunch of losers, right? I don't give a fuck how much money you have or what your net worth is. Making a music video to Katy Perry with your family in bathing suits is creepy. And weird. You wanna know how to scare a prospective boyfriend off real quick? "Hey, wanna see the music video my family made on vacation? Try to ignore my little brother ogling and grinding on my honkers. And I know you want probably want to bang my little sister but she's like 15." They're just a lame family. What I mean is they're the type of people who will talk about how awesome prom was when they were in high school when anybody with a brain will tell you prom is for the birds. That's exactly why I didn't go to mine. I didn't wanna look back on my life and ask what the fuck was I thinking rocking that monkey suit of a tux? That's what growing up is. I used to think that prom camping weekend was the best weekend ever but then I went to college and grew a dick and realized that's a Tuesday at school and guess what? You don't even have to sleep in a tent or listen to the chubby chick who sits behind you in stat and trig get pounded by tractor traylor.
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P.S. How sideways has Lamar Odom gone since his days at URI? Scott Disick might be more normal than him at this point.

P.S.S. I want Kourteny Kardashian so bad I can taste it.

I'm Giddy For Game 1 Of The Finals Tonight and I Don't Like it



I can go on and on about how much I fucking hate Chris Bosh and Lebron and how I wouldn't even bat an eyelash if they died tomorrow. I can do that for a lot of people. But I got to thinking today about how I'm weirdly excited to watch two teams I hate with a passion. Make no mistake about it, I can't stand Dallas. I hate the entire state of Texas. I hate the Cowboys, I hate Mark Cuban, I hate the Rangers, I hate the Alamo, I hate the Spurs, I hate George W Bush, I hate illegal immigrants, and I  hate how people want to compare Dirk to Larry Legend even though Dirk has won absolutely nothing in his career. But having said all that, I want to see this game happen because beneath all the hateful feelings and Celtic pride, there's the truth. Yeah Lebron James is a piece of shit dude but he's also pretty fucking good. I'm talking top 3 of all time. He does things that no other player has done before him and might not do after him. It'd be dumb as shit to not watch that egotistical jackass in the Finals just because I'm bitter about an early playoff exit. I also think Dirk is pretty fucking good. He aint Lebron and he aint Larry Bird which means he aint great but he's a good player. He's like Luke Donald in golf. He'll give you a couple runs at the #1 spot in this era but can he stand the test of time if he went at Tiger, Nicklaus, Palmer, Mickelson, and Hogan all in their prime at the same time? Doubt it.

Did Bartolo Colon Seriously Just Pitch Another Shutout? How Is Nobody Yelling About Steroids?

"In a short span, people are all going to wonder what the big deal about steroids was all about," Fehr told me then. "Wait until you start hearing about the stuff that's coming: gene therapy and genetic engineering. This is just the start." Six years later, Bartolo Colon -- who turned 38 years old Tuesday, who missed the entire 2010 season with elbow problems, who hadn't appeared in more than 19 games since 2005 and looked like another of yesterday's men at the end of his baseball journey -- is enjoying a revival that is, in these suspicious times, newsworthy. Colon signed a one-year, $900,000 contract with the Yankees as a non-roster player, a nothing deal, yet is in the starting rotation, throwing harder than ever, setting off alarms suggesting performance enhancement no different from a slugger having his best seasons as he approaches his sunset years. The secret behind Colon's rediscovered success, he says, is not better diet (easily confirmed by anyone who has seen him in uniform this season) or Pilates, rededication to the game, flaxseed oil or all the other old canards that masked a dishonest era. To treat an ailing elbow and rotator cuff, he was injected with stem cells. This procedure is so nascent that many doctors are viewing it through a lens of science fiction.
Because Colon underwent the surgery in the Dominican Republic, where steroids and growth hormone are legal, and because the doctors have used HGH in past such procedures (although they say they did not for Colon), Major League Baseball is investigating. Meanwhile, one of the doctors who performed the surgery, Leonel Liriano, says he has been contacted by at least 10 pitchers who want him to do for them what he apparently did for Colon. 

Where's George W. Bush when you need him? This stem cell bullshit wouldn't fly with him in office. But on a serious note, how fucking awesome is stem cell research? I'm all about that shit except when we're helping 38 year old pitchers regain their youth with the New York Skanks.


P.S. Liriano says he's been contacted by 10 pitchers who want him to do for them exactly what he did for colon? Really? Yeah we all contacted the same guy when we saw dougie having the time of his life at a party. This shit stinks of illegal substances.

Happy Memorial Day





Bruce Springsteen is as American as apple pie and if you think otherwise then fuck you.

This a Big Fucking Deal. Mandatory Blog Post

Embattled coach Jim Tressel, two months after publicly apologizing for fallout that resulted in suspensions for him and several of his players, has resigned from Ohio State. "After meeting with university officials, we agreed that it is in the best interest of Ohio State that I resign as head football coach," Tressel said in a statement Monday morning. "The appreciation that Ellen and I have for the Buckeye Nation is immeasurable." Assistant coach Luke Fickell, who had been named to fill in for Tressel during the first five games of the 2011 season in which he was to be suspended, will take over as the interim head coach, Ohio State said in the news release.

I think the only thing I'm left wondering about is if this is the death for the sweater vest.  It's gotta be, right? I can't remember the last time I saw a dude have so much dedication to his sweater vests. It's exactly how I feel about my Minnesota gopher basketball shorts. I refuse to sleep in other pair. Bnt this story represents everything I hate about college football and basketball. It's like the steroid era in baseball. Everybody cheats, only some get caught. the NCAA is corrupt as fuck. Always has been, always will be. A bunch of wanna be jocks sit in a corporate office, raking in millions and millions off student athletes but it's not cool for that 18 year old kid to accept a gift or get a little money on the side for his efforts? That's pretty much what slave labor is. Actually that's exactly what slave labor is. The parallels are scary.

I Just Puked.

Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan's longtime teammate, raised eyebrows Friday morning when he said Heat superstar LeBron James "may be the greatest player to ever play the game."

The Hall of Famer's comments on ESPN Radio's "Mike and Mike in the Morning" drew a fierce response on Twitter, as many fans were incredulous at the perceived slight toward Jordan.
Pippen clarified Friday afternoon, tweeting that he does not believe James has eclipsed Jordan -- yet. "Don't get me wrong, MJ was and is the greatest. But LeBron could by all means get to his level someday," said Pippen, who was courtside for the Heat's five-game Eastern Conference finals triumph as a Bulls TV analyst. In his original comments, the 45-year-old, who won six NBA titles alongside Jordan, called his former teammate the best scorer to ever play the game. "Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to play the game, but I may go as far as to say LeBron James may be the greatest player to ever play the game because he is so potent offensively that not only can he score at will but he keeps everybody involved." He added, "No guy on the basketball court is not a threat to score with LeBron James out there. Not only will LeBron dominate from the offensive end as well, but he's also doing it on the defensive end, which really makes him the complete package. He's able to get in those passing lanes, shoot those gaps and create transition opportunities where he is pretty much unstoppable."

This hurts my heart in so many ways. I've always been a huge Scottie Pippen guy. I'd defend him till the day I died. People would try to draw comparisons with him to D-Wade and I'd shut them down immediately. Pippen way by far the most underrated player to pick up a basketball and there's one simple reason why his stock never soared as high as it could. The dude he was playing next to his entire career. Michael Jeffrey Jordan.  Nobody and I mean nobody will ever do what he did on the court. I don't care if Lebron wants to bump 50 a game. He's not Michael. Totally different players with totally different character playing in a totally different game. You can't put a hand on Lebron without getting a foul but MJ was getting his shit rammed every time he took it to the hole. It's fucking criminal. And how does Jordan not kick the shit out of Scottie in this situation? It would be like if Scotty Bouch came out and tweeted one day that those clowns over at BJD were better than me. Huh? Don't get it twisted. They have their days but I'm the godfather of this shit and I'm not going anywhere but up.

Is The Champions League Final The Least Talked About Championship Game In America?

Barcelona and Manchester United meet Saturday in the highly anticipated Champions League Final, with each team looking to be the sixth to win four European Cup titles.
I honestly had no idea the Barcelona/Man U game was on Saturday 2 PM until like 10 minutes ago. And it's on Fox? Huh? How the fuck am I just finding out about this? I like to think I keep up with my european football and even I had no idea this game was gonna be on national television. Pretty cool if you ask me. This aint your Dallas Mavs and Miami Heat series where the two teams are simply happy to be there. This is Boston/LA in my eyes. American/Britain in the 1800's. The up and comer in world domination taking on the staple of club soccer for like 50 years. Don't get me wrong, Barcelona has been good for a long time but they're not Man U. Wayne Rooney Vs. Messi. I'm all sorts of excited. I think I said was all sorts of excited twice this week. That's not good. That means I've been a good mood for longer than 10 minutes in the past 5 days.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden Panettiere is dating New York Jets [team stats] QB Mark Sanchez. No wonder she recently broke up with Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschko! TerezOwens.com reports Hayden dumped the Eastern Bloc hottie to see if the “chemistry between her and Sanchez was legit.” Word is they’re trying to keep the relationship quiet to avoid a media storm. Fail....

No bullshit here. I was about to blog about the Sox scoring 28 runs in the last 24 hours but fuck that now. I don't even care.  What's my average score on the thirst for living scale at this point? About a 2. It would be a 0 but even I know have loads of talent to offer this world. Have you seen my eyes? Watch the fuck out when I rock a blue shirt. Good look drowning in my pupils.

On a side note, I'm still defending 808's and Heartbreak as a classic album. Kanye could put out 12 songs of just a drum beat with him breathing and I'd fall in love with it.

A Bruins Goal Is >/= To The Feeling I Had The First Time I Had Sex.

Bruins forward Milan Lucic spoke about his line coming up with a goal tonight when Nathan Horton got the Bruins on the board in the second period. "Yeah, it felt good," Lucic said after the critical Game 5 victory. "Two shots between the three of us obviously is unacceptable. We need to do more to create more and in Game 3, well you look at Game 2, we stepped up and scored two goals. Obviously the first goal to get ourselves back in the game, and then in Game 3 we score the first goal to get ourselves up in that game, and tonight we score the first goal again for our team to get ourselves back in the game. And that’s what we need to do, we need to make an impact. I think Horty [Nathan Horton] did a good job, obviously he took two penalties, but that’s okay. When he plays with an edge, it makes him a great player. And that’s the way I think we need to play. We need to play with an edge and play with fire and go out there and just have some fun."


Milan Lucic Said, "We need to play with an edge and play with fire." I've been telling myself that for the past 3 months. Game 6 tonight. That's all.


P.S. I've been quiet on the B's for the past couple games because I feel like they blow it every time I blog about them. So we're probably headed for a game 7. Sorry.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mike Brown is replacing Phil Jackson in LA? As in the Mike Brown who failed to do anything worth remembering with Lebron? That Mike Brown? The same Mike Brown who got pushed around by Lebron is gonna be trying his hand at controlling Kobe? Is it Christmas? Can somebody pinch me because I feel like I'm dreaming. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ESPN Book Is Going To Blow The Lid Off This Motherfucker

A book, which gives an inside view of the Bristol-based ESPN, has folks in town seeing red. The book," Those Guys Have All The Fun," describes the sports station as a "sex-crazed frat house in the middle of nowhere."It's the nowhere part that city officials and residents have taken issues with.The book paints a pretty sordid picture of the early days of the ESPN with X-rated excerpts and steamy gossip, which one former ESPN executive attributes to the fact that the company is located in Bristol.Steve Bornstein told the author of the book that part of the problem is that Bristol is "one hundred miles from civilization.""After hearing the excerpts I was quite dismayed," said Bristol Mayor Art Ward.Ward said ESPN has been a great corporate partner and an asset to the city. He points out that the disparaging remarks came from a former, not current employee. "The personnel is no longer with ESPN, nor do we care why they're no longer with them. We're actually really grateful that ESPN has opted to have Bristol as their home," Ward said.Mike Soltys, an ESPN spokesperson, also said the Bristol-bashing was done by former employees."The current employees, and we have thousands of them, like living in central Connecticut and look at our location as a positive," Soltys said.

I can 110% motherfucking honestly say that this will be one of the first books in a long time that I read cover to cover. This type of shit revs my engine. Everyone thinks I have this hate for ESPN but I really don't, the whole operation over there in Bristol just fascinates me. You don't mix former athletes, young female talent, veteran newscasters, the worldwide leader in sports and not have a giant clusterfuck of extramarital affairs, dick yanking, ass grabbing and nipple tweeking. It's kind of like a carriage drive bash. All walks of life come out and everybody wants to close on top.

Freddy Adu Is Alive and Living In Turkey!

Freddy Adu had faded from the American soccer scene, a one-time prodigy who was failing to fulfill his vast promise while bouncing between clubs across Europe. But over the past four months, while playing for a second-division team in a Turkish provincial capital nestled along a bay on the Black Sea, Adu re-emerged. On Monday, the former D.C. United midfielder-forward was rewarded for his progress — and remembered for his potential — by being named to the U.S. national team. The Americans will play World Cup champion Spain in a June 4 friendly in Foxborough, Mass., before entering the CONCACAF Gold Cup, the 12-nation championship for North and Central America and the Caribbean. “It seems like it’s a good opportunity to get him back in with us, where we have a good month together, challenge him and hope that he has continued to grow and mature, and can play a bigger role with the national team,” U.S. Coach Bob Bradley said of Adu, an immigrant from Ghana who grew up in Montgomery County, and amid global fanfare, signed with MLS at age 14.“It’s an opportunity that has been earned."

I'm all sorts of excited about the Gold Cup and it's OK that I might be the only one. Throw in the fact that Freddy Adu has come back the dead and I'm fully erect. But it begs to ask the question: Has any dude fallen further from grace than Freddy? It's like one day you're a super sweet girl who everybody loves and the next you're getting handcuffed and thrown into the back of a cop with your new loner boyfriend who can probably only feed you in foot stamps and pain killers. The only difference here is that Freddy was able to come back from his mistakes and the bitch in this scenario will never get that chance. Such a shame. Not.

Are We Still Concerned About Offending Gays?

MIAMI -- Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah was fined $50,000 on Monday for directing an anti-gay slur at a fan during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals, and vowed to learn from the incident. The NBA released its decision hours after speaking with Noah, saying the fine was "for using a derogatory and offensive term from the bench." The fine is only half of what Los Angeles Lakers' star Kobe Bryant was assessed for shouting the same slur toward a referee last month, and the league said the discrepancy was because the sanction against Bryant was based on both what he said -- and who he said it to. "Kobe's fine included discipline for verbal abuse of a game official," NBA spokesman Mark Broussard said. Noah and NBA officials met Monday morning. Noah said he emerged from that talk prepared to "pay the price" for what happened when he returned to the bench with two fouls midway through the first quarter of Sunday night's game against the Miami Heat.

Remember When I Made Fun Of Hipsters? Well I Think I'm Being One Right Now

Currently typing this in an obscure cafe in the John Hancock tower. What am I sipping? Something orange called a "90 Calories Mix, all-natural, lean performance protein shake." Not a great start. Then I look at my iPod and see the last song played was from Smith-Westerns. Yikes. I'm also eating a yogurt cup and the jeans I'm wearing aren't exactly skinny but they're also not 2004 loose/hanging off my ass. Did I mention I didn't put shampoo in my hair so I'm a straight up hot mess. I don't like it. See ya on friday, Burlington. I'm coming for your ass.



P.S. a chick just walked by the window and she had the dopest pooper ever. 27 year old career gals are my fucking kryptonite.

Hipsters Build Own Church. I Just Barfed. But I'm Also Hungover So That Could Be It

For a budding church in Flushing, your Sunday best will be a flannel shirt and skinny jeans. The Rev. Gage Jung, 37, is building an artsy flock for a brand-new, nondenominational congregation called the Hipster Church. His eclectic group of followers embody the counterculture mission statement - "This ain't your mama's church." "We're not trying to make a church like the one your parents went to. We're trying to make a church for our generation," said Jung, a self-proclaimed hipster. Jung was ordained a minister 10 years ago. The former lead pastor at the United Generations Church in Brooklyn said Flushing is fertile ground for gathering a new flock. "We wanted to go to a place where there was the most amount of need," Jung said, pointing to a large number of homeless and nonbelievers in the area. Jung had his first monthly meeting at the Sheraton LaGuardia East Hotel in Flushing earlier this month. He has recruited 32 followers so far, he said, and his goal is to get 100 by September, when the church is scheduled to open. The group's 1-1/2-hour service features an indie rock band that plays its own religious songs. Instead of using Bibles in book form, congregants use a Bible app on iPhones, Jung said. The service even includes an informal mingling where participants listen to indie rockers like MGMT and Arcade Fire, and chat over donuts and candy.

Now I know what the rest of the world felt like when the Romans adopted Christianty and made the worship of other Gods illegal. Make no mistake, it's all fun and games until somebody builds you a church and the only thing worse than a hipster is one who has an entire butt fucking congregation to back up his or her claims. I mean I love a flannel shirt as much as the next guy but it's the whole hipster shtick that pisses me off. Is it that hard for you to give a fuck about anything? I know you come from a wealthy family. You pay $30,000 to go to some private school yet you dress like a homeless hereoine junkie named James. I don't get it.

This Might Be The Saddest Video I've Ever Posted



There was a time when Roy Jones Jr. was the baddest dude on the planet. I'm talking like pound for pound best fighter in the world. He was pretty much the heavyweight Pacquiao. Everybody wanted his dick and nobody couldn't stop him. This is example of what happens when you try to stay on the mound after you've lost your fastball. Makes me think about my place in the universe and when it's time to hang up these blogging gloves.

P.S. He also provided the pregame song for MSC my sophomore year of high school.

The World Can End Now. 100,000 Page Views Out The Ass

Now let's take a look at important happenings throughout history on May 21st.

1851- Slavery is abolished in Colombia.

1904- FIFA is founded in Paris.

1936-  Sada Abe is arrested after wandering the streets of Tokyo for days with her dead lover's severed genitals in her hand. Her story soon becomes one of Japan's most notorious scandals.

1998- Miami, Fl, five abortion clinics are hit by an acid attacker.

2001- French Taubira law officially recognizes the Atlantic slave trade and slavery as crimes against humanity. (Thanks for that court ruling, France. Don't know what we'd do with you)

2005 - The tallest roller coaster in the world, Kingda Ka, opens at Six Flags.

2011- The sun shines for the first time in days. Ogling Ed Hochuli hits 100,000 views. Return Of The Mack is on repeat for the next 24 hours and procreation is at an all time high.




P.S. When the fuck did Chris Broussard become a basketball analyst on ESPN? Dude is a complete jackass. Wasn't he like a Ric Bucher reporter type before? Now he thinks he's the black Tim Legler or something. I know Jalen Rose kind of sucks but leave it to the real athletes to talk about real athletes. Broussard was just asked about how Westbrook's benching will effect the Thunder and he answered it by saying it'll be OK because him and Eric Maynor are best friends. Oh, OK. Thanks, bro.

R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage



Randy "Macho Man'' Savage, the professional wrestler known for his raspy voice, the sunglasses and bandanas he wore in the ring and the young woman named Miss Elizabeth who often accompanied him, died in a car crash Friday in Florida. He was 58. A Florida Highway Patrol crash report said the former wrestler - whose legal name was Randy Mario Poffo - was driving a Jeep Wrangler when he lost control in Pinellas County around 9:25 a.m. The Jeep veered over the raised concrete median divider, crossed over the eastbound lanes and crashed head-on into a tree. Police said he may have suffered a "medical event'' before the accident, but the report did not elaborate, and it said officials would need to perform an autopsy to know for sure.

Yowzers. Worst way to die besides being trapped in an oil painting for the rest of your life? I think so. He was a fighter to the bitter end I suppose. R.I.P. Macho Man.


P.S. That's the speech I'll be making on WFSB when this blog hits 100,000 page views and we're about 2 hours from that mark. Hold on to your dicks, fellas. 

Is Parks and Rec The Best Show On TV?


It's clear The Office is done holding down the #1 spot anymore. They're like an aging veteran going into the twilight of his career. Sure he'll still put up solid numbers and can occasionally throw a retro performance of 31, 10,  and 8 at you  but for the most part he'll be a 15 and 8 kind of guy and you're OK with that because that's what old people do, they die. My only question is what show takes the #1 spot now? Modern Family is about end season 2 and Park and Recs just finished season 3 last night. They're pretty much entering the Derrick Rose part of their career. Worked out all the rookie year kinks and now they blow your dick off every time they light up the TV. I might have to go with Parks and Rec just because I have a weird crush on Amy Poehler and Ron Swanson might be the greatest fictional character ever written. Oh and Robert fucking Lowe is on the show. We love Rob Lowe. Everybody loves Rob Lowe.

...And Then 24 Hours Went By Without a Blog Post

Fuck the rain. I need sunshine. I need warmth. It's fucking May 19th. I need bitches in sundresses. And I need it to be warm enough for a sundress but brisk enough of a breeze to see nipple. Game 3 tonight but I don't get the Versus channel. Go fuck yourself. All of you.

I Just Burned The Shit Out Of My Mouth

I have nothing else to say except I think I'd rather get stabbed in the dick or be a black guy in 1805 South Carolina than accidentally burn my mouth on pizza.

Sniff Sniff

State Police intercepted a $6 million dollar cocaine delivery Wednesday. It's one of the largest drug busts in state history, police said. Narcotics detectives developed leads Monday that a delivery of drugs was arriving to Windsor Locks via a delivery service, and applied for a search and seizure warrant. Officers set up surveillance of the package as it sat waiting to be picked up. When the suspect arrived at the facility to claim the delivery Wednesday at noon, police swarmed in, arresting Edwin Olivo, 37, of Bronx, New York. Inside the package, police found 102 kilos, or about 225 pounds of cocaine. They estimate the value at $6 million dollars.

It's a shame for that deal not to go through. I heard the dealer say this was his last gig and he had plans to go back to Haiti again.  Yes that was a direct reference to James. Fuck that kid. He doesn't deserve to breath my air.

Ew.

BEAVERTON, Ore.–Today, Jordan Brand, a division of NIKE, Inc. (NYSE:NKE), announced the signing of Maya Moore, two-time NCAA Women’s Basketball National Champion and college basketball’s all-time leader in games won as a player. One of the most decorated athletes in the history of collegiate sports, Moore becomes the first female basketball player to join the Jordan Brand. “Not only has Maya proven to be a prolific winner on the court, but her hunger and determination to make an impact off the court makes her a valuable addition to the Jordan family. We look forward to working with Maya as she carries her success to the next level.”

Nothing against Maya Moore because she's great and all for a chick but this might be the dumbest business move I've ever seen.  Back in the day it used to be about market value and out selling your opponents. It wasn't about being politically correct and throwing away dollar bills to make progressive statements. I'm not even trying to be a dick like usual but what kind of financial gain can you get from this? High school girls aren't gonna start buying Jordans because Maya Moore rocks them in the non-existent WNBA. Girls buy the sneakers that match their uniform and there's nothing wrong with that but clearly they don't know what's best for them which is why I argue their voting rights should be repealed.

Blogger Keeps Burying Themselves In My Shit House

Blog of the day is the Cornell Basketball Blog? Who's the brainiac behind that decision? Andy Bernard? Tell me I'm short and make fun of my small chest but don't be dishonest and tell the people this Cornell basketball blog gives you things that Ogling Ed Hochuli doesn't. It's like being told we're just friends when you know we've always been more than that. Don't lie to yourself because it makes you feel better cause deep down you know you're a piece of shit. It's cool though because I know what I am. I'm a motherfucking bulletproof tiger. Don't be shocked when some dumb slut at the blogger office comes across Ogling Ed Hochuli, tweets it to the masses, Oprah sees it, makes me her first guest on her new show and before you know it I have my own special on HBO every thursday night like that Bill Maher faggot. I'll be the guy in a tux while eating a Subway sandwich off a stripper's tit, saying "I told ya so, bitch." I'm coming for your ass.

Iced Lattes From McDonalds Are The Shit

Little known fact about me but I've been going on a one man campaign to destroy Dunkin Donuts. Fuck them. Fuck they're dumb ass employees with no goals and no future. Little back story for your ass. I used to hit up Dunkin' before my 9:25 class. Rza needs a little kick in the ass to jump star his ultra sleak mojo. And one thing I hate is being given the wrong order through a drive-thru. I fucking hate going into places. Sometimes I won't even buy beer because I don't feel like getting out of my car so when a fat bitch quickly tosses me a hot latte instead of the iced latte I ordered, I get a little upset because I don't have time to correct them. I mean I have places to go. Another one of my pet peeves is showing up to class late. I won't do it. I'll sit my ass in the car and play with my average sized dick for 50 minutes than be 5 minutes late and distract people. But back to Dunkin Blownuts. I don't think they've gotten my order correct in the last 5 tries I went there. And each time after the first mistake, I emphasized the word "Iced." I even said it twice. So what do I get in return? A hot fucking latte. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 5 times, I'm putting my car in park and ripping your tubby fucking body through the window and kicking your dick into your throat. Dunkin Donuts is dead to me. They no longer exist.


In conclusion, I've started going to McDonald's for my iced lattes and they're phenomenal. They have yet to fuck up my order which is surprising because the majority of them are hispanic. I know I'm supposed to capitalize the "h" in "hispanic" but that would mean they're something of importance. Whoa. Did I say that? Yeah I did. Fuck you you sensitive peasant.

It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Sharts

Two Ohio boys were kicked off the school bus for a day after passing gas and causing a ruckus.James Nichols, the father of the 13-year-old boy involved, said the incident Thursday led to giggling and heckling and prompted riders to lower windows, The Associated Press reported. He told The Columbus Dispatch the boys apparently were considered repeat offenders because a driver had warned them after a similar indiscretion weeks ago. This time, officials at Canal Winchester Middle School decided it was an obscene gesture that violated the student code of conduct, the AP reported.Nichols said it's "laughable" the boys would be punished for something natural and unintentional.

It's about time something like this happened. It's a total myth that letting one rip is unintentional. 13 year old boys do that shit on purpose. There was a time when farting was hilarious and sometimes it still is but like all things, it's all about timing and placement. In the library with 30 other people where you can't be immediately pointed out? You got the clearance from me to let it rip, there's a lot of space and air for that shit to dance around. In line at the Gap? Risky but I'll let it slide. In class with the door closed, at a party in a basement or on a school bus is an absolute no-no. It sets an awful example. You get one kid passing gas, somebody laughs and soon you got the dorky dipshit who has no friends thinking it's the new way to become popular. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He was the guy who would sit a the end of your lunch table, lean in to the conversation and laughed extra hard when you told a good story. Well he's also the same kid who habitually crosses the line of farting.

Donald Trump Must Die.

After setting tongues wagging over the thought of a run for president, launching eye-popping attacks and accusations against the president and other political enemies, openly cursing at more than one political event and even using an interview to name his best orgasm ever, Donald Trump has done it again, essentially firing himself from seeking the top political job in the nation. On Monday, the real estate mogul announced that he would not run for president."After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency," Trump said in a statement. "This decision does not come easily or without regret." But, Trump added, "I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election," tossing one last scrap of meat to critics who have called the real estate mogul arrogant.

I'm not even gonna dive into a political debate about how much I hate the right or how fucking backwards Fox News is. This is all about how badly I want Donald Trump dead.  Not roughed up, not shot in the knee cap. I want him Osama Bin Laden popped, locked and thrown into the Arabian Sea. He maintains that if he were to run, he'd win the primary and the general election? Really? So it's cool to throw out bullshit threats and get away with it? We're just gonna ignore this piece of shit? I maintain I could bang Vanessa Hudgeons if we ever met but that doesn't mean it'll ever happen or that it's even realistic. This motherfucker talks more shit than me and yet I can occasionally back it up with a short jab to the grill. Trump has done absolutely nothing in the political ring. Nothing. Donald Trump and Ellitot Debonee have the same political resume. Think about that. Analysts were actually giving Trump a shot and yet they'd laugh if you told them Elliot was stepping up to the podium next. It's dumb and petty shit like this that really fucks my day up. You know what else fucks me day up? When these little bitches run around making fun of chicks for taking "myspace mirror pictures" but then have an entire album of themselves sitting in front of their laptop camera. Isn't that the same fucking thing? Computer even lets you post some blurred or black and white photo so we can't see your red skin or acne scars. I'm just trying to keep it real. Rza wants a real down ass bitch YO!

I Need a Bruins Win Tonight For Like 8 Different Reasons.

This is about as must win as you're gonna get in playoff hockey and I feel like nobody could give a shit about it? Do people still not give a fuck about puck? I understand not paying attention during the regular season but this is playoff time. This is when the big boys skate. This is when it matters. We can't go down 0-2, especially on home ice because there's no coming back from that. It'd be like that time on Real Housewives of OC when Simon publicly ridiculed Tamra at the dinner party. You can talk it up after and apologize all you want but the fact of the matter is you've already shown your true colors. Love is gone at that point and any fight left in you is out the door. Next thing you know you're getting divorced and you find yourself in a relationship with a younger Hispanic dude named Eddie. This post got weird and it got weird quick.

Another Day, Another Gay! The Virus Keeps Spreading! Head For The Hills!

NEW YORK -- They were sitting in their dorm room late at night talking, not necessarily about anything deep or meaningful. Just talking, as people do at the end of the day. They were Villanova freshmen, two guys tossed together by the fate of their college who would grow so close that even now, eight years later, they remain as tight as brothers. And so that night as they talked casually, their friendship already on solid footing, Will Sheridan told Mike Nardi something he had only told a few people. "I just said, 'I need to tell you something ... I'm gay,'" Sheridan said.  "I'm gay." Those two words are the last hurdles to be cleared in sports, the five letters strung together that critics insist would destroy a locker room and more, destroy the athlete who utters them.

Really? You had to say "I'm gay" twice? Like the first time he didn't hear you because he was too busy playing xbox or he thought you were joking? But really I think he said it twice to add to the dramatic effect. Everyone knows how those gays love their theater. Typical homosexuals. Always trying to steal the spotlight when you're up 2 strokes with one to play at Augusta.

I'll Write This Blog Post While Studying With My Political Science Book In My Lap

Slow news day at WFSB HQ, I guess. Teens found in possession of alcohol at party? Barbaric! The youth is all backwards these days. How is that front page news? The only way I can see it getting top billing is if the kids were found with anything but alcohol. You're not getting me to click on a story about a couple teenagers drinking beers in the street. You know what will get my dick all jumpy though? "Teens found in Possession of Yoo-Hoo Kegs and black lady porn at Party. Bill Cosby Applauds Effort." I don't know, I'm just spit balling over here.

Uhh There's More Playoff Games? You Mean Lebron Didn't Win a Ring For Beating Boston?

CHICAGO -- Frustrated by a rough start, Derrick Rose stood up at halftime and apologized to his teammates. As makeups go, they'll take it. Rose scored 28 points, Luol Deng contained LeBron James and the Chicago Bulls struck first in the Eastern Conference finals, pulling away to beat the Miami Heat 103-82 in Game 1 on Sunday night.  The Bulls are off to a good start after sweeping the Heat during the regular season. They went on a 10-0 run midway through the third quarter, then pulled away in the fourth. As the final minutes ticked away, fans chanted "Over-rated!" and "Beat the Heat!"

I really thought the season was over with the way Miami was celebrating that series win. Running up and down the court, thanking Boston for inspiration and shit. Somebody should have told those assholes they have 2 more rounds to go and one of which is against the #1 seed with the league MVP. Am I jumping on the Chicago bandwagon? Uhh fuck yeah. Just like the world jumped on ours when we tagged Osama. Evil will not and cannot prevail.



P.S. If you grew up in the 90's and didn't love Chicago then fuck you. Don't think for a second I haven't already pulled my Pippen jersey and Bulls hat out for this series. God is doin' a new thang!

Another Day, Another Dude Has The Gay

Rick Welts
Phoenix Suns president and CEO Rick Welts, in an effort to breach what he sees as the tiptoed-around topic of homosexuality in men's team sports, recently met with friends, associates and a newspaper reporter to reveal he is gay. Welts, believed to be the first man in a prominent position in men's sports who has declared his homosexuality, says he wants to now mentor other gay people who seek to pursue a career in sports, according to The New York Times. "This is one of the last industries where the subject is off limits," Welts told the newspaper. "Nobody's comfortable in engaging in a conversation." According to the report, Welts talked separately to NBA commissioner David Stern, Suns guard Steve Nash, Hall of Famer Bill Russell and founding WNBA president Val Ackerman to discuss the message he wished to convey in making his sexual orientation public. The 58-year-old Welts, who began his career as a ball boy for the Seattle SuperSonics, spent several years with Stern in the league office. He was the architect of the All-Star Weekend and helped raise the NBA's profile before leaving for the Suns' front office.

Wait. He spoke with Steve Nash and Bill Russell about coming out to the public? Why? Wouldn't Johnny Weir or Andy Cohen be a better confidant? Last I checked Steve Nash and Bill Russell didn't swing that way. I'm just waiting for the day when this isn't a story anymore. Fucking dudes doesn't seem like it should get top billing on the ESPN bottom line. It's not like he's the first retard to be president and CEO of a basketball team. That would be something to report on. Actually I'm not entirely sure Danny Ainge hasn't already taken that title.

What? I can't make fun of gays and retards in the same post? I had at least 3 opportunities to tie in an HIV line but didn't feel like pulling the trigger on it so don't say I have no morals. 

Single Hayden But Soon To Be Hayden Rza Is Absolutely Shredding It On The Streets

One word. Glowing. Do chicks melt when you tell them they're glowing? I've never tried it. Hey mom, you're glowing. Can I have money for gas?

God Is Doin' a New Thang!



That's Mac Miller, right? I'm not buying it if you tell me otherwise. And I'm not gonna be like everybody else and attack this kid like people attack Rebecca Black because they don't know any better. What about the friends? If my best friend approached me and was like, "hey check out this beat. What do you think about me rapping over it about God and shit? I think I'm gonna rock my Jesus is Lord T-shirt too!" I'd slap his tits off and I'd hope he'd do the same for me if the roles were reversed.


P.S. It takes a desperate man to break out the running man by the 1:39 mark.

I've Been Holding Off On This Post For a Week Because I'm So Scared Of a Jinx

How hot is Gonzo right now?  Is he 2004 Ashton Kutcher? Dude could do no wrong. He was a movie star, created his own hit series in Punk'd and was still slamming broads on That 70's Show. Well  Gonzo is hotter than that right now. I'm not totally convinced he didn't kill Osama with the way he's been swinging the bat for the past week. All he does is mash and mash and mash.

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  • nojoke
    01-03 03:36 AM
    Screw Dawood Ibrahim. He is the past.

    What is important right now is to get hold of the masterminds of Bombay in a transparent and credible manner. That would be in the long term self-interest of Pakistan (and India, and the world).

    Tomorrow the Bombay attack is old too. You are delusional and good making up reasons.:D:D:D:D:D
    How about an apology for what your country men did as a first step? Then we will consider your advice about what we should do. You are so good at giving advice to people who suffered at your country men's(like don't start war etc) hands and yet you don't own any responsibility.





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    its all forgotten now, just wait for a bright tomorrow.:D





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  • perm2gc
    08-11 11:51 AM
    The Two Faces of Lou Dobbs
    Zachary Roth

    In April, John Kerry's campaign released a TV ad attacking President Bush for supporting the export of U.S. jobs overseas. The ad was misleading -- although Gregory Mankiw, the chief White House economist, has said that, "outsourcing is just a new way of doing international trade," Bush himself has never explicitly said he favors sending jobs abroad. But Kerry's ad highlighted the fact that Democrats see corporate outsourcing -- in which American corporations abandon the U.S. in favor of cheaper sources of foreign labor -- as a potentially damaging issue for the president. During the Democratic primaries, both John Edwards and, to a lesser extent, Kerry attacked the president for policies that, they argued, encouraged job loss in the United States. The issue resonated with voters, especially in states like Ohio and Michigan, which have been hit hard by the loss of manufacturing jobs.


    Enter Lou Dobbs. The distinguished-looking host of CNN's "Lou Dobbs Tonight" has established a reputation this year as one of the most outspoken opponents of corporate outsourcing. Dobbs has turned his nightly news show into a one-man campaign -- the head of the Business Roundtable called it a "jihad" -- against the practice. Night after night, he roundly attacks government trade policies that he believes encourage American corporations to ship jobs abroad.


    But it's not just U.S. policymakers who are the targets of Dobbs's indignation. He makes little attempt to hide his disdain for the companies that are, as he puts it, "exporting America." And Dobbs is watched, so it's fair to say his views sway voters.






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  • rockstart
    07-14 08:29 PM
    I agree, does anybody have a link to the policy of how spill over of visa numbers works?

    Still better abolish Eb1/ Eb2/ Eb3 when there is no EBx in H1 then why EBx in GC? come on guys stratification on EB is reality along with preference order set by CIS. What is stopping eb3 guys from moving to eb2?





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  • learning01
    05-17 11:30 AM
    gc03:

    Go and search for Lou Dobbs in this forum.

    This forum is purely for discussing issues related to problems and difficulties of high skilled legal immigrants., affected by inefficiency of backlog centers, LCs and lack of visa numbers, GC issues and the consequent retrogression.

    I haven't gone to the link you provided, because I don't need to. Has Mr.Dobbs advocated our issues, our goals anytime in his effort to highlight immigration issues? I don't think so. He does what is convenient for him and for his ratings and viewership.

    So, please let's end this discussion here and please refrain from quoting and promoting the foul mouth Lou Dobbs.
    I hope you will understand. Thanks.





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  • newuser
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    E-mailed around 30 firms about the new law to reduce the H1B visas.






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  • pani_6
    02-21 01:03 PM
    Why doesnt this guy test the water by contesting the elections...he talks as if he is the 20th century Adam Smith who should be consulted on economics..





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  • dba9ioracle
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    With all due respect, I totaly disagree with original poster. probably, he needs to know more about immigration rules..






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  • chintu25
    08-28 09:42 AM
    Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States and one says to the other, I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.�

    �That�s odd,� her companion replies, �but if we are going to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.�

    Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor, and they both walk toward the cart. �Two dogs, please,� she says.

    The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their �dogs.�

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  • Macaca
    02-29 09:03 PM
    Oracle Unit Lobbied on Patents, Visas (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/28/AR2008022803503.html) Associated Press, Feb 28

    WASHINGTON -- A unit of business software maker Oracle Corp. paid VAR II LLC $140,000 in 2007 to lobby the federal government .

    The firm lobbied Congress on a patent reform bill and immigration reform legislation related to visas for high-tech workers, according to the form posted online Feb. 13 by the Senate's public records office. Oracle USA Inc. paid the firm $140,000 in the second half of 2007 to lobby on those issues after hiring VAR II earlier last year.

    The House last year approved a patent-reform bill intended to reduce litigation, improve patent quality and establish a post-approval evaluation process. Technology and financial services firms support the legislation, but pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies said it would weaken patent protection by reducing infringement penalties. The Senate is considering similar legislation.

    Oracle is based in Redwood City, Calif.

    Lobbyists are required to disclose activities that could influence members of the executive and legislative branches, under a federal law enacted in 1995.






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  • Macaca
    05-27 05:26 PM
    Immigration: You can't rely on E-Verify (http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opinionla/la-ed-arizona-20110527,0,7225123.story) Los Angeles Times Editorial

    On Thursday, the U.S. Supreme Court upheld an Arizona law that permits local officials to revoke the licenses of businesses that knowingly hire illegal workers. The decision makes sense in principle but not in practice.

    Under the 2007 Legal Arizona Workers Act, business owners are required to use the federal E-Verify program to confirm if a person is authorized to work in this country. Employers must electronically check workers' names against databases kept by the Social Security Administration and the Department of Homeland Security. Workers found to be ineligible have up to eight working days to straighten out the problem before employers would be required to fire them. If a company is found to have knowingly hired an undocumented worker once, it can have its licenses suspended; twice, the company may be shut down.

    The problem with the Arizona statute is not that it penalizes employers who break the law. Businesses that hire undocumented immigrants should face fines or sanctions, as called for under current federal law (although many would disagree with the court's conclusion that states may impose such penalties). The problem is that the law relies on E-Verify, which isn't ready for prime time.

    Until now, E-Verify has generally been used on a voluntary basis by employers because of concerns about its accuracy. Conservative estimates put the program's error rate at just under 1% � meaning that one out of every 100 legal job applicants could be found ineligible to work. Nearly half of those will not be able to fix the problem even though they are citizens or legal workers, according to the National Immigration Law Center. The reality is that the error rate may be much higher. Consider that in 2008, Intel Corp. reported that just over 12% of its workers were wrongly tagged as ineligible, according to the Migration Policy Center in Washington. Or that a survey by Los Angeles County of employees found an error rate of 2.7 in 2008 and 2.0 in 2009, according to a report submitted to the Board of Supervisors. The error rate is especially high in cities with large immigrant communities.

    Furthermore, E-Verify doesn't detect identity theft or prevent unscrupulous employers from moving their workforce off the books. Nor does the law guarantee employers that they will be immune from losing their licenses if E-Verify mistakenly allows them to hire an undocumented worker. That lack of protection may, as Justice Stephen G. Breyer noted in his dissent, persuade some business owners to avoid hiring those who look or sound foreign-born.

    At the very least, the court's ruling should prompt the Obama administration to act quickly to fix E-Verify and improve its accuracy. And the White House should seek a qualified candidate to serve as the Justice Department's special counsel in charge of enforcing the anti-discrimination provisions of the immigration law.

    But the court's ruling doesn't fix the bigger problem: the need for comprehensive immigration reform. Arizona and other states that have passed similar measures are stumbling to create their own immigration laws because the current system isn't working. Thursday's decision should put Washington on notice that in the absence of a federal solution, states will step in to fill the void.


    D.C. region�s Asian population is up 60 percent since 2000, census data show (http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-regions-asian-population-is-up-60-percent-since-2000-census-data-show/2011/05/25/AGvgndBH_story.html) By Carol Morello and Dan Keating | The Washington Post
    A Bond for the Homeland (http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/05/24/a_bond_for_the_homeland) By NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA, DILIP RATHA | Foreign Policy
    More People, Please
    Don't worry about the booming global population -- celebrate it. (http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/05/23/more_people_please)
    By | Foreign Policy
    How Latinos Got Stung (http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/05/22/how_latinos_got_stung_109943.html) By Ruben Navarrette | Denver Post
    What immigrants contribute (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/what-immigrants-contribute/2011/05/19/AFjy9L9G_story.html) By Alejandro Becerra | The Washington Post
    Secure Communities program: A flawed deportation tool (http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opinionla/la-ed-secure-20110523,0,4886580.story) Los Angeles Times Editorial





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  • nojoke
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    I firmly believe in the Contrarian Theory. When speculators run, its time to get in and BUY. I owned two homes and I am in the process to getting a third one. I would be a good candidate for those TV shows on HGTv/TLC. I buy a home build equity(through appreciation) and flip. This will get me closer to my DREAM home. I cannot see myself in a home for more than 5 years.

    The inventory glut in (SF Bay Area) is not desirable, they talk about east contra-costa and south Santa Clara but there are not much available in core bay-area. The inventory is basically non-desirable.

    Simple math, just estimate the number of immigrants that will be ready to buy a home in SF Bay. Just look at the inventory in desirable neighborhoods. They dont match.
    Stretching (financially) yourself is always uncomfortable but it can reap you huge dividends. If you are not comfortable, then I would say keep aside monthly payments that would cover 6 months and your home should be sold incase you need to get out of it.

    No other investment in US(for individuals) is as leveraged as homes/real-estate. You invest 5% and reap the benefits(or losses) of the rest.

    You sound like a realtor. Do you know all those flipping shows in HGTV/TLC are staged? Anyway here is the real story about where investment in housing is heading. There are thousands of real stories like this in the newspapers.
    -----------------------------
    “Pamela Khamo began a career as a real estate agent in 2002 after selling her La Mesa coffee shop. By 2005, her annual income swelled to $360,000, according to bankruptcy records.”

    “Khamo had begun buying investment properties a year or so earlier. In all, Khamo ended up with 13 properties at the peak, she said. Income from renting the properties fell well short of covering the mortgages. But the commissions she earned on the purchases helped offset the rental shortfall, she said.”

    “Things started to unravel early last year. The slumping real estate market cut her income in 2007 to $180,000, bankruptcy records show. She became ill for a time. Meanwhile, her adjustable mortgages started to reset…sometimes doubling her monthly payments.”

    “Khamo scrambled to refinance. She sought loan modifications from banks. But lenders had tightened standards. They wanted more equity in the properties than Khamo had, she said.”

    “‘I did buy at the height of the market, unfortunately,’ she said.”

    “Khamo filed for bankruptcy in February. She has lost the bulk of the properties to lenders already, according to county deed and bankruptcy court records. She expects to lose all of them. The East County home in which she and her husband reside has been taken back by the bank – although the family still lives there for now, she said.”

    “‘It took six years to build everything up and six months to lose it,’ she said.”






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  • sumanitha
    12-17 11:02 PM
    Guys..

    If you believe in Science, you wont tend to believe in any religion or for that matter any God..

    God was created by man..

    Imagine this :

    Take for ex : God is human.. How can a human being be supreme or whatever and manage other humans.. For ex if 1000 people commit crime how can a God being a instance of human being watch them.. Even if he watch them how can he punish them.. all not humanly possible.. so God cannot be human..

    So let us take like what Islam says.. God is not human nor he is physically presence.. In that case how an Supreme being again watch all of our deeds when even a human kind of thing is not possible.. So God cannot be supremely supreme to watch us..

    Earth all happened by itself and it evolved by itself.. It will destroy itself and it will retransform itself.. this is the absolute truth.. believe it or not..

    Everyone has some kind of inner consciensus.. you be afraid to that and answerable to that.. (You can call it as God if you want..)

    Other than that start believing in Science and be answerable to yourself.. Nothing else matters...





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  • anandrajesh
    03-24 11:17 AM
    UN - I don't think people who indulge in fraud or use wrong route, go to Senators or Congressmen - rather they want to stay unnoticed. Most people who lobby - lobby for a better system.
    No one is taking on or poking at USCIS.


    Its a problem when we dont speak out on our issues - nobody understands our pain

    Its a problem when we speak out on our issues - USCIS is offended that we have issues and wants to come hard on us.

    What do we do? I am fine with USCIS rejecting or approving my application but reject it or approve it without putting me on hold for 10 years. Is that too much to ask?

    It is the resume fakers and document fakers and the rule breakers who should be afraid of reaching out to people. The reason why we are in the mess is because of the greedy employers and ignorant and equally greedy employees. Corporate Greed brought America down.






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  • GCKaMaara
    01-09 01:42 PM
    refugee, you must learn a few thing from alisa. alisa is a pakistani and look at his well-structured arguments. In contrast, look at you and your abusive language. When will guys you (buddyinfo, acool) learn to show restraint and be intellectuals instead of howling like mad dogs?

    Well said!





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  • bondgoli007
    01-06 05:06 PM
    At the same time read about "Greater Middle East", "Greater Isreal" and "New world Order" , "Unipolar world" etc if you have time.
    What would be the purpose of reading all that? I thought the spotlight was on hamas...this is how you try to move the spotlight away huh!!





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  • sanju
    12-17 05:34 PM
    the mumbai incident was a terrible one. the guilty must be punished to the fullest extent, be it people from any background doing it in the name of religion.

    In the same way the people in this forum should have been angry/troubled over the killings in orissa where innocent christians were beaten, raped, killed, burned alive, home destroyed and chased from the homes to the jungles just because of their faith. this sort of crimes against christians is taking place throughout many parts of India. I am sure this will not go unpunished on the people who did/do these terrible things. the punishment may be delayed, but I am 100% sure it's going to be devastating on the people. mark my words. 'Coz I believe there is a God above, who watches and at the appointed time the punishment will come.

    But the bible also says that God is forgiving. The Bible says the following:
    "If we confess our sins, God is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." (1 John; chap 1 verse 9)

    Also it says in the book of John (chapter 3 verse 16):
    "For God so loved the world (mankind) that he gave his son Jesus Christ to die as a sacrifice (for the sins of mankind), that whoever believes in Him (and repent), shall not perish but have eternal life".


    Look, your intensions may be good and I respect that, but one cannot solve one problem by creating another problem of equal magnitude.

    Isn't "religion" the reason why folks are fighting? I do not mean to offend anyone, but I think all religious books have been doctored by the kings who were in power during the last two centuries. Bible, Geeta, Quran, or for that matter any religious book of any organized religion - they are all doctored from its original version. Why? Because the purpose of these books is? Guess what? To oragnize the religion. Their primary purpose is not spirituality. Because if the sole purpose was spirituality, no one will have fought each other in the name of religion for thousands of years.

    I guess the question I would ask is - WWJD ie. What Would Jesus Do? If you asked Jesus that are you the only son of god, WWJD? I can tell you with 100% surety that he will say - we are all sons and daughters of God. But con artists have doctored the holy book to suit their meaning and interpretation. Anyways, I do not mean to have a philisophical debate here with you being the "protector" of Jesus, why? Because Jesus or Allah or for that matter any great soul doesn't need any protection from anyone. Just as a cartoon cannot damage Allah, any discussion about any faith cannot damage the GOD. But too often we want to be seen as if "God is on MY side" because I follow CORRECT religion, and everyone else is against my team of "ME & GOD". And thats just the most absurd thing mankind could come up with in the form of organized religion. But the truth is, thats the most common view most humans take, everyone is protecting their "GOD", which actually sounds like a joke. Does god need any protection??? I mean give me a break.

    Please don't bring one flawed system to replace another flawed system.





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    08-07 04:46 PM
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    Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

    Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

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    rockstart
    07-14 08:28 AM
    In the letter Phani mentions DOL asked companies to file EB3 instead of EB2 because of slow economy in 2001-2002. Is there any official communication regarding this? According to my understanding of the process and rules. It is job requirement that drives the labor category (EB2 or EB3). Most jobs require bachelors degree with some experience and hence are classified as EB3. There are other jobs that need more skills ( according to employer and endorsed by DOL) which also demand little more salary. These get qualified as EB2 and then there are speacialist jobs that require very highly qualified people which are EB1. Its employers responsiblity to convince the DOL in labor and I140 stage that he needs a guy for a specialist job (EB2) and that he can afford to pay the candidate. Whether economy is slow or Fast if as an employer I have the money to pay the candidate and I have a need for his skills I can file and definately get my EB2 approved. I think what happened in 2001 was since economy was slow and companies were not doing great financially the lawyers must have cautioned the employers against filing EB2 since DOL could audit it and if comapnies are not doing good they might not be able to justify the Eb2 salaries. That is my guess please correct me if I am wrong. DOL will never advice companies to file EB2 or EB3 their job is to validate the job requirement A2P and Candidates qualifications.



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  • senthil1
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    Nowadays LCA becomes just a documentation and it does not prevent displacement or any abuse. It may be true that DOL may not have authority and resource to prevent abuse.

    Why someone whose permanent labor certificate is approved should have to go thru the process of adertising when his or her H1 is up for renewal? Can you please explain me what is the intent of permanent labor certificate as opposed to LCA in H1?





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  • Macaca
    02-12 02:39 PM
    Lou Dobbs rants about the pardon every day. A CNN special contradicts Lou Dobbs.

    Commentary: Anti-immigrant mob creates false heroes (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/12/navarrette/index.html)

    By Ruben Navarrette Jr.
    Special to CNN

    SAN DIEGO, California (CNN) -- The world is upside down. A posse of Republican lawmakers who, when opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants, like to talk about how rules must be followed and how we shouldn't reward lawbreakers. They're now demanding that a pair of convicted felons be rewarded with a presidential pardon.

    Ex-Border Patrol agents Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos were sentenced to 11 years and 12 years in prison, respectively, after a jury convicted them of shooting an unarmed suspect and then covering it up.

    It happened on February 17, 2005. That's when Compean and Ramos encountered a suspicious van along the Texas-Mexico border.

    The driver, Osvaldo Aldrete-Davila, abandoned the vehicle and tried to run into Mexico. Aldrete-Davila was smuggling drugs, and the van was loaded with more than 700 pounds of marijuana.

    Compean fired at least 14 rounds and Ramos fired once, hitting Aldrete-Davila. The agents then collected the shell casings, failed to report the shooting, and filed reports that made no mention of the incident.

    None of this is heroic, except to the anti-immigrant mob, which has been making excuses for Compean and Ramos while accusing U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton, whose office prosecuted the case, of being an agent of the Mexican government.

    Recently, Department of Homeland Security Inspector General Richard L. Skinner admitted that officials in his office "misinformed" Republican members of Congress when they claimed to have proof that Compean and Ramos confessed their guilt and said that they "wanted to shoot some Mexicans" before the incident.

    But what does all this have to do with the price of whiskey in West Texas? Not a thing. It was the U.S. attorney's office, and not the Homeland Security Department, that brought this case. So, unless federal prosecutors lied to the court or defense attorneys, there is no reason for a pardon.

    I've spoken to Sutton twice in the last couple of weeks, and he didn't strike me as some wild-eyed prosecutor. He insists that a lot of what is out there is "overheated rhetoric" from the ill-informed.

    Much of that rhetoric belongs to Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, R-California, (or as he is aptly described in this case, Dana "off-his-rocker"). The congressman has said that President Bush could be impeached if either Ramos or Compean meets his demise in prison.

    As his name gets dragged through the mud, you'd think that Sutton might hold a grudge. Not so.

    "I have a lot of sympathy for some of the folks who are worked up because the narrative that they read is so different from the reality of what the jury heard," Sutton told me.

    But what about those unsympathetic Republican hacks, Minutemen vigilantes and conservative bloggers who are using this case to further their own agendas? For Sutton, it's a reminder that there is no substitute for the American justice system. While not perfect, that system is designed to dole out justice based on facts and law, not politics.

    "It's why we litigate these things in a courtroom and not on cable television or the Internet," he said.

    Be glad that's so.





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  • pns27
    07-14 02:22 AM
    Disclaimer: I am an EB3-Indian with a PD of Oct 2003.

    Delax: I agree entirely with what you are saying. Your arguments are 100% valid. The part that I don't get is why are you trying so desperately hard to convince EB3-Indians that their letter campaign lacks merit?

    Remember, a drowning man will clutch on to a straw for hope. You are like a sailor in a boat trying to tell the drowning man that a straw is no good. So, if you cannot get Eb3-Indians to see your point-of-view, just lay off this thread. Do you really expect all EB3-Indians to say "Thanks to delax, we now see the folly of our arguments. Let's stop this irrational effort, and instead just do nothing!"

    I can assure you that despite being an EB3-Indian, I am not participating in this campaign. Because I know that it is a ridiculous argument to expect PD to take preference over skills. And honestly, I cannot come up with a single rational reason to demand a GC for me over any EB1 or EB2 applicant.

    To all you EB3-Indians, chisel this into your brain: The US immigration system wants EB1 first, then EB2 and then EB3. It doesn't matter what your qualifications are or what the profession is...what matters is in which employment-based category was your LC filed. If you think, you are skilled enough, then stop wasting time in arguing with EB2 folks. Use your skills to apply for EB1 (which is current) or EB2 and get your GC fast. Otherwise, get this chiselled into your head as well: You are less skilled than EB2 and EB1 (purely on the basis of the LC category), so it makes 100% sense that US will give you the lowest priority. Period.

    As I wrote earlier, I'm an EB3-Indian as well. Only differences being, I have still maintained my sanity, and I have the patience to wait for IV to deliver the official guidance on proceeding further.

    Hi kutra,

    Good post I can understand what you want to do here, you are diffusing the tensions between EB2 and EB3. I hope many more people write posts like you and I appreciate it. But factually what you said is not correct "The US immigration system wants EB1 first, then EB2 and then EB3".

    What I am posting here I sent the same in private messages to some other members and it helped to diffuse this bad arguments between EB3 and EB2 folks.. I am posting here because I thought with this I can give the right(my?) perspective on this and bring some �sanity� to these arguments.

    Here is my take on this EB1, EB2 and EB3.

    Out of the total 140K each EB group gets equal quota of 33.33%. So if each EB group gets equal quota of 33.33%, then what and where is the priority? EB1, EB2 and EB3 are just groups, it just means that US need these categories of jobs to be filled by immigrant workers.

    By definition always number applications filed in EB3>EB2>EB1 there is no argument there. And the waiting time also will be EB3>EB2>EB1. That is fair, there is no competition here across groups, each have a quota and its own queue, every one competes with in the group.

    If first, all(9K Ind)(140K Total) Visas are given to E1 and any leftover are given to EB2 and then any leftover from EB2 are given to EB3 then you can say the priority is EB1>EB2>EB3. The spillover that to from a particular preference has priority I understand. But at the least every group will get its 33.33% if those many category applications are present in that group.

    Yes, unused ROW EB1 go EB2 and then to EB3. Yes unused ROW EB2 and ROW EB3 and to EB3. That makes sense and it dos not contradict what I am saying. Now EB2 is special case that there are lots of EB2 India applications are pending so they get only the spillover from EB1.


    I agree with you on your statement below, and I feel the same way. Looks like if either Eb2 or EB3 is mentioned in a thread it turning into a bad arguments between EB2 and EB3 hope this ends soon.
    As I wrote earlier, I'm an EB3-Indian as well. Only differences being, I have still maintained my sanity, and I have the patience to wait for IV to deliver the official guidance on proceeding further.





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  • dixie
    07-16 12:38 PM
    If you go to anti-H1-b sites, They are displaying things like, Advertisements listing H1-b available for a number of US cities. These are ads taken from body shops. The anti-h1-b sites use this as a propaganda. I think it hurts all of us. :D

    Exactly.Anti-H1B sites are only looking for propaganda material. You think they will start loving us if all body-shops are eliminated ? People like Norm matloff and programmers guild oppose all H1-B period.Whether it is from well known MNCs or your so-called "body shops". These are usually the same folks whining against outsourcing, free trade, the fact that everyone else is catching up .. about the world in general. Stop wasting time convincing these loosers.They are neither representative of the american public at large nor are the body shops representative of our community. If you think body shoppers are the only folks who hire H1-Bs, read about all the press articles in the "IV in the news" section and please let me know how many body-shop employees were mentioned there. We KNOW we make a contribution to this country; industry knows it too. We dont need to apologise to people like PG,lou dobbs and co for supposedly "eating their lunch".

    As for pushing for H1-B reform, there is absolutely no gaurantee there will be any accompaying GC reform. Remember AC21 ? it tripled the number of H1-Bs with no increase in GCs ... the result is the current mess. Why did it happen ? because there was no one pushing for GC reform.






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  • HawaldarNaik
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    Any inputs on the Nov Visa Bullietin ? Will the dates move forward substantially ?





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  • ksvreg
    03-24 02:17 PM
    Dear Sledge_hammer,

    Dont just hammer around. The people who are doing consulting is not doing it out of their choice. It is the economy it forced some of us into consulting (fulltime to the company we work for but work for a client). In 2001, when we came out of school and tech bubble burst, there was no fulltime jobs, we were forced to do consulting. Some of my freinds who graduated in 2000 got into microsoft, oracle, cisco who didnt had damn good GPA. The guys who had 4.0 GPA and graduated a semester later didnt get those offers, coz bubble burst by that time.

    I am forced to tell you that the guys who are doing fulltime jobs working in same technology and same companies and doing same thing everyday are by no means smarter than the consultants who work in different industries, different technologies and enjoy their work. I would challenge the guys to come out and find a job faster than a consultant with same amount of experience.

    Luck By Chance doesnt give them a right to cry foul on consultants everyday....I am really sorry if i hurt anybodys feelings. I was forced by some of our fellow members. You have lot of other things to talk about. Dont blame consultants for your misery. If you are destined to suffer, you will suffer one or other way.

    I would advice all FTE's to be prepared for unexpected twists and turns in bad economy.

    You are right.
    Let us not to pull the legs of each other.
    Because of the broken system, most of the jobs belong to GC and citizens only.
    How GC and citizenship awarded? By virtue of skills? experience? education qualification?
    It was awarded through broken system. All of us have good qualifications and skills including those who got GC. This broken system teasing us.






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  • nogc_noproblem
    08-26 07:19 PM
    Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

    One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'

    The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'

    The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

    The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

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  • manub
    07-07 10:19 PM
    This is what I found in my research so far.
    "Any out of status is ERASED after re-entry in the USA. For employment related I-485 application, out of status is counted ONLY after last entry and out of status upto 180 days is forgiven under section 245(k). Section 245(k) applies to ALL employment based I-485."

    Section 245(k) is the BIGGEST difference between employment based I-485 and family based I-485
    but I couldn`t find more about section 245 .I searched USCIS site.I don`t know what will get through the officer`s head.






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  • JunRN
    09-26 02:09 PM
    OBAMA is for lesser H1B but more EB GC. He prefers workers who are entering the US to have intention to stay permanently than temporarily because it helps the economy.

    That's the wisdom of Durbin amendment. Lesser H1B because you will get GC instead.





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  • H1B-GC
    07-07 10:30 PM
    Manu,

    Do you know United Nations(UN) in the Immigration.com site of Rajeev Khanna. These Days UN seems to be Vanished.He helped a lot of guys regarding these issues at I-140 stage. If you get a chance please browse through the websites and send him an email.Make sure you follow every step.in between he's CPA and has lot of knowledge on immi issues.

    All the Best!!





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  • Macaca
    02-27 08:12 AM
    Thank You, Mr. Chairman (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/26/AR2007022601142_2.html).

    If it's good to be a Democrat on K Street these days, it's even better to be a Democrat who once worked for a current chairman of a congressional tax-writing committee. That's clearly where the money is.

    Timothy E. Punke, a former trade aide to Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.) of the Senate Finance Committee, was named a partner of Monument Policy Group, a lobbying firm. His new clients include heavyweights such as Microsoft and the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America.

    Former Baucus chief of staff Jeffrey A. Forbes of Cauthen Forbes & Williams also has a slew of new clients. They include Merck, Genentech, Ford and Intuit.

    William A. Signer, a former staffer to Chairman Charles B. Rangel (D-N.Y.) of the House Ways and Means Committee, has a new job -- managing director of health-care and tax practices at Carmen Group. "His experience in understanding Chairman Rangel's goals and motivations are invaluable to clients," said David M. Carmen, president of the firm. Signer's ties to Rangel, Carmen added, were "definitely a factor" in his hiring.






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  • pasupuleti
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  • diptam
    09-26 02:47 PM
    Here is my Point if we educated legal immigrant community support Barack or John ( though its a virtual support because we are not eligible to vote:))

    If Barack doesn't win this 08 election economy is going to go further down , unemployment rates will spike , DOW will further nose dive , more banks will be bankrupt ( today morning WAMU broke 9/26/08) and there will be NO EMPLOYMENT BASED REFORM in such a Turbulent Job Market Situation.

    Anti Immigrant Groups will scorch the phone lines and will probably gather support from neutral peoples as well and scuttle any EB REFORM if the economy is bad. Their point is Americans are Jobless and you are giving Permanent Job Permit to Foreigners and any one will buy it - how much we SCREAM and SHOUT that we already have a Job, you know !

    Now tell me if you want to support Barack Obama OR John McCain - take it EZ






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  • nogc_noproblem
    08-06 06:36 PM
    One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple...

    ... and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

    God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

    So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

    "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

    "Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

    "I did that Adam so that you could love her."

    "Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

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  • willwin
    07-13 04:48 PM
    I agree! Guys, can some one who is good in drafting letter like this one come forward and volunteer?

    The person, can either take inputs and then draft a letter or come up his/her own and then look for suggestions.


    Thoughts?

    Aadimanav, mirage and pani_6, do you guys wanna run with this?

    Or any other volunteers?

    Come up with a draft and then share with rest of us.






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  • dixie
    02-02 05:47 PM
    Bottom line is : if you are in the US > 183 days an year, you pay tax period. IRS doesnt care about visa status.Social security and medicare is a different issue, and certain visa categories are exempt from it.





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  • anandrajesh
    03-25 05:06 PM
    lol...you are right..

    but dont know... I am going by hunch..I hope not to regret..:)

    Sometimes you listen to your heart and take a decision
    Sometimes you listen to your brain and take a decision.

    I believe this situation should warrant you to listen to your brain and hire a good attorney.
    Dont go by your hunch (or heart). Again a friendly advice because there is just too much at stake.

    Good luck no matter what you decide.





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  • rockstart
    03-23 12:19 PM
    If the e-mail address is ending with "dot GOV" then you should be fine. If some is mailing from yahoo & gmail then dont respond.

    thanks for the suggestion..if I get email..I will ask for a Mailing address for sure.





    Rolling_Flood
    08-05 07:42 AM
    What i mean is: Porting should not be an option based on the LENGTH OF WAITING TIME in EB3 status. That is what it is most commonly used for, thus causing a serious disadvantage to EB2 filers (who did not port).

    "Employment Preference Categories" have very real legal groundings, and i intend to challenge the porting rule based on those facts.

    If someone is unsatisfied with their EB3 application, they are more than welcome to start a fresh EB2 or EB1 application process, rather than try the porting subterfuge.

    I hope i have made my point clear? Thanks.


    You mean to say EB-2 is only meant for first time EB-2 filers, and if a person ever filed under EB-3 should not be considered to file under EB-2 again ? Are yo a 'Jamindaar' ? What you are trying to convince people is only those people who are were born rich should be allowed to live in big houses and people who were ever middle should not be allowed in big houses...Wah Wah what a idea...





    rsdang
    08-12 11:23 AM
    The UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was:
    "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
    shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In
    Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant. In India, they didn't know
    what 'honest' meant. In Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage'
    meant. In China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In West Asia,
    they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America, they didn't
    know what 'please' meant. And in the US, they didn't know what 'the
    rest of the world' meant.



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