Congrats, bro. You won a perfect game in May. It's a huge win but it's still just a win. Your win/loss record still only goes up by 1. You don't get a pay raise or a world series ring or anything worth talking about 5 years from now. I can't even name the last guy to pitch a perfect game but I can tell you how MTV came out with Engaged and Underage which then evolved into 16 and pregnant and then Teen Mom. Really went the other way on that one. I'm pretty fucking terrified of what comes next.