KBKW reported the driver waited about 30 minutes before calling police. Officers found the house was vacant and the child apparently escaped with the pizza out the back door.
An all around great effort by this little kid. Have I tricked a pizza man in my hey day? Absolutely but never have I ever received a pizza for free. When we were younger it was usually pretty simple to jew the guy out of a couple bucks. Come up with an excuse like your parents left you money for dinner and it wasn't your fault you're a couple bucks short. But this is just well crafted and brilliantly executed. And I don't wanna hear about how it sucks for the pizza guy because he wasn't paid and blah, blah, blah. Fuck them. Have you ever met a delivery man that was nice or cool? Maybe once but never twice. No matter how much you tip them, they always give you some bullshit sigh like you're the cheapest person on the planet. Well fuck you, bro. It says free delivery. I didn't tell you to apply for that job. You transport a pizza from a restaurant to a door step. At least the belle boys at hotels have to use some sort of physical labor to carry bags. A pizza and you want me to tip you for what? Not dropping it on my front steps? Fuck outta here. Go back to your car and smoke a bowl. Loser.