Where The Fuck Is Jacoby Ellsbury?

Jacoby Ellsbury is still not ready to play. He is with the team in Boston today to work out and will play for Pawtucket tomorrow at which point he will be evaluated yet again. Francona said he still isn't ready to play after fracturing his ribs April 11. "We’re kind walking that line where we all know potentially what he can mean to us but he still feels it at times, so we’re trying to not get caught up in … activating a guy before he’s ready," Francona said.

Listen, I love the pretty boys more than any other but I like pretty boys who can play. Tom Brady can play. Wes Welker is a fucking animal. David Beckham is legendary. Those guys get the job done on the field and in the bedroom. I don't know Jacoby's situation at home but I know all about what he's doing in uniform and it amounts to jack shit. He can play in Pawtucket but he can't play in the big leagues? He's not sure if he's ready? Well fuck him. Seriously fuck him. We're being read our last rights, Cameron just went on the DL, Youk left tonight with a jammed thumb and you're gonna take your sweet ass time in Pawtucket, trying to prepare? No. Fuck that. I don't ask for much but I expect for our big money guys to play and bleed when the lights are on.


P.S. Nobody talks about the year Adrian Beltre is having. Dude couldn't find a job and now he's having a hell of a season. A HELL of a season.