This Is Why I Love Andy Roddick

NEW YORK -- Andy Roddick carried on a lengthy argument with a U.S. Open lineswoman over a foot-fault call Wednesday night -- although it wasn't nearly the sort of tirade Serena Williams delivered a year ago, nor did it come at as crucial a moment. The call was made while Roddick trailed in the third set of what would become a 3-6, 7-5, 6-3, 7-6 (4) loss to Janko Tipsarevic in the second round. Roddick asked the line judge which foot crossed the baseline, and she told him it was his right foot. "That's impossible," Roddick snapped. He continued berating the official between points, making a joke about "1-800-Rent-a-Ref."

This is why I contest that women should never be in a position of power. Just look at this for example. You put the bitch in a chair, slap a polo on her like she's something to talk about and she can't even tell her left from her right. Listen, we all fuck up. Own it. Put your name on it. Don't sit there with a smug look on your face like you got a tampon shoved up your cooter. Know your role, bitches.


P.S. I think I have my edge back. That 'ness' factor. My Rzaness.