This Kid Won't Go Away
Well this makes my biggest fear come true. Love the kid, love the speech but there was always something in the back of my head that was terrified he was a bit of a retard. Look at the way he's tapping his fists on the chair. I knew a kid who did that in middle school and he was in a wheel chair. Like maybe he was able to memorize the lines but that's about it. No real original thoughts to throw into the ring. 5 year old kids can talk, right? The first 2 minutes of this interview was nothing short of painfully awkward. He should've just been up front with this chick from the very beginning. Say something like, "hey bitch, got all this shit just from the movie. Watched it about a hundred times. Now what do ya say we get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?"
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