Washington (CNN) -- After setting tongues wagging over the thought of a run for president, launching eye-popping attacks and accusations against the president and other political enemies, openly cursing at more than one political event and even using an interview to name his best orgasm ever, Donald Trump has done it again, essentially firing himself from seeking the top political job in the nation. On Monday, the real estate mogul announced that he would not run for president."After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency," Trump said in a statement. "This decision does not come easily or without regret." But, Trump added, "I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election," tossing one last scrap of meat to critics who have called the real estate mogul arrogant.
I'm not even gonna dive into a political debate about how much I hate the right or how fucking backwards Fox News is. This is all about how badly I want Donald Trump dead. Not roughed up, not shot in the knee cap. I want him Osama Bin Laden popped, locked and thrown into the Arabian Sea. He maintains that if he were to run, he'd win the primary and the general election? Really? So it's cool to throw out bullshit threats and get away with it? We're just gonna ignore this piece of shit? I maintain I could bang Vanessa Hudgeons if we ever met but that doesn't mean it'll ever happen or that it's even realistic. This motherfucker talks more shit than me and yet I can occasionally back it up with a short jab to the grill. Trump has done absolutely nothing in the political ring. Nothing. Donald Trump and Ellitot Debonee have the same political resume. Think about that. Analysts were actually giving Trump a shot and yet they'd laugh if you told them Elliot was stepping up to the podium next. It's dumb and petty shit like this that really fucks my day up. You know what else fucks me day up? When these little bitches run around making fun of chicks for taking "myspace mirror pictures" but then have an entire album of themselves sitting in front of their laptop camera. Isn't that the same fucking thing? Computer even lets you post some blurred or black and white photo so we can't see your red skin or acne scars. I'm just trying to keep it real. Rza wants a real down ass bitch YO!
Blog Archive
-
▼
2011
(999)
-
▼
May
(269)
- The Kardashians Are The Coolest
- I'm Giddy For Game 1 Of The Finals Tonight and I D...
- Did Bartolo Colon Seriously Just Pitch Another Shu...
- Happy Memorial Day
- This a Big Fucking Deal. Mandatory Blog Post
- I Just Puked.
- Is The Champions League Final The Least Talked Abo...
- NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
- A Bruins Goal Is >/= To The Feeling I Had The Firs...
- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- ESPN Book Is Going To Blow The Lid Off This Mother...
- Freddy Adu Is Alive and Living In Turkey!
- Are We Still Concerned About Offending Gays?
- Remember When I Made Fun Of Hipsters? Well I Think...
- Hipsters Build Own Church. I Just Barfed. But I'm ...
- This Might Be The Saddest Video I've Ever Posted
- The World Can End Now. 100,000 Page Views Out The Ass
- R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage
- Is Parks and Rec The Best Show On TV?
- ...And Then 24 Hours Went By Without a Blog Post
- I Just Burned The Shit Out Of My Mouth
- Sniff Sniff
- Ew.
- Blogger Keeps Burying Themselves In My Shit House
- Iced Lattes From McDonalds Are The Shit
- It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Sharts
- Donald Trump Must Die.
- I Need a Bruins Win Tonight For Like 8 Different R...
- Another Day, Another Gay! The Virus Keeps Spreadin...
- I'll Write This Blog Post While Studying With My P...
- Uhh There's More Playoff Games? You Mean Lebron Di...
- Another Day, Another Dude Has The Gay
- Single Hayden But Soon To Be Hayden Rza Is Absolut...
- God Is Doin' a New Thang!
- I've Been Holding Off On This Post For a Week Beca...
- american idol judges names
- salma hayek movies names
- family health history tree
- csconstantine 2011
- will smith kids photos
- csconstantine.net
- csconstantine
- heidi montag plastic surgery disaster
- delonte west girlfriend pictures
- Another ESPN Talent Shows His Class
- lebron 8 ps dunkman release date
- heidi montag surgery gone wrong
- american idol casey abrams 2011
- images of will smith and family
- medicaid card replacement
- randy jackson american idol family
- nys medicaid card
- will smith house photos
- salma hayek wallpapers
- common cold cartoon
- salma hayek husband and daughter
- kansas city star logo
- Thank God I'm Right 10% Of The Time
- common bile duct size
- meghan mccain warhol
- lebron james mother images
- common rapper style
- I Know I'm 3 Days Late On This. Blame Blogger
- salma hayek breastfeeding addiction
- will smith movies list
- Find Me My Bow Tie. Keep It Cool. Say Nothing Else.
- Blogger Be Fucking Up The Program
- who is will smith wife
- newt gingrich man of the year time
- will smith kids
- american idol paul mcdonald girlfriend
- will smith son jaden smith
- will smith son football
- will smith family photo
- delonte west mom
- american idol 2011
- will smith fresh prince of bel air 2011
- kansas city star
- common sense rapper
- medicaid symbol
- will smith and family on oprah
- common cold bacteria
- american idol casey james
- common bile duct cat
- journey to the west 2009
- will smith and family 2011
- common carp facts
- american idol casey haley
- kansas city star building
- heart attack grill dallas
- lebron shoes black
- journey
- will smith house in la
- It's Great To See Tiger Back On The Course! Oh. Wait.
- will smith kids names and ages
- pippa middleton height
- meghan mccain breasts twitter
- thomas cole journey of life
- will smith and jada pinkett smith house
- heidi montag 2011 images
- journey of life
- billy graham
- lebron shoes blue
- american idol judges table
- lebron 8 ps
- american idol logo
- That's Me For The Next 3 Months.
- heart attack symptoms pictures
- journey band logo
- dallas weather
- lebron 8 ps shoes
- randy jackson
- lebron james mother and father
- family health fair
- delonte west celtics jersey
- salma hayek grown ups black dress from
- Game 5 Tonight. This Is It.
- heidi montag after surgery photos
- salma hayek grown ups bikini
- lebron james mom
- medicaid graph
- heidi montag after surgery 2010
- delonte west tattoos dime magazine
- salma hayek pics
- medicaid medicare
- salma hayek breastfeeding an african baby boy
- heidi montag plastic surgery disaster
- american idol 2011 haley
-
▼
May
(269)
