It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Sharts

CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio -- Two Ohio boys were kicked off the school bus for a day after passing gas and causing a ruckus.James Nichols, the father of the 13-year-old boy involved, said the incident Thursday led to giggling and heckling and prompted riders to lower windows, The Associated Press reported. He told The Columbus Dispatch the boys apparently were considered repeat offenders because a driver had warned them after a similar indiscretion weeks ago. This time, officials at Canal Winchester Middle School decided it was an obscene gesture that violated the student code of conduct, the AP reported.Nichols said it's "laughable" the boys would be punished for something natural and unintentional.

It's about time something like this happened. It's a total myth that letting one rip is unintentional. 13 year old boys do that shit on purpose. There was a time when farting was hilarious and sometimes it still is but like all things, it's all about timing and placement. In the library with 30 other people where you can't be immediately pointed out? You got the clearance from me to let it rip, there's a lot of space and air for that shit to dance around. In line at the Gap? Risky but I'll let it slide. In class with the door closed, at a party in a basement or on a school bus is an absolute no-no. It sets an awful example. You get one kid passing gas, somebody laughs and soon you got the dorky dipshit who has no friends thinking it's the new way to become popular. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He was the guy who would sit a the end of your lunch table, lean in to the conversation and laughed extra hard when you told a good story. Well he's also the same kid who habitually crosses the line of farting.